Thursday, March 22, 2012

Cake rant song

The sky is grey and dreary, I feel like eating cake.
The day is cold, rain is coming, I feel like eating cake.

Cake, cake, sweet and crumbly, 
Honey brown and very yummy.
Lemon syrup, chocolate slice, 
Apple brandy, oh how nice!
I feel like eating cake.

A cup of tea is in my hand, I feel like eating cake.
Toast won't do, not this time, I feel like eating cake.

Cake! Cake! Oh for cake!
In the kitchen will I bake...
Spicy biscuits, berry tart, 
Goods that warm my toes and heart.
I feel like eating cake.

I pour the batter in the tin, I feel like eating cake.
I'm tired and I want to munch, I feel like eating cake.

Cake is good and oh so yummy...
Hot and soft, warm and crumbly.
Butterscotch muffin, banana bread,
Fills me up as I snuggle in bed,
...and enjoy my cake.